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Vợ nói với chồng:
– Cái bếp điện không thấy nóng, anh xem thế nào sửa giúp em…
Cô vợ chưa nói hết câu ông chồng đã gắt lên:
– Sửa? tôi đâu phải thợ điện!
Nói xong liền lên xe đi làm.
Ngày hôm sau cô vợ lại nói:
– Cái bàn gỗ nhà mình gãy một chân rồi, anh đóng lại giúp em đi.
Ông chồng lại gắt lên:
– Đóng bàn? Tôi đâu phải thợ mộc!
Nói xong liền lên xe đi làm.
Chiều về, anh chồng thấy vợ đang nấu ăn bằng bếp điện, nhìn sang thấy cái bàn đã có đủ chân. Ngạc nhiên lắm anh ta bèn hỏi:
– Ai sửa mấy thứ đó vậy?
Chị vợ trả lời rằng đã nhờ ông hàng xóm sửa giùm.
Anh chồng hỏi tiếp:
– Thế lão đã đòi bao nhiêu?
– Ông ấy nói hoặc vá cho ông ta cái áo sơ mi, hoặc cho ông ấy “YÊU” một chút.
– Thế cô nhận vá cái áo sơ mi cho lão ta chứ?
– Anh điên a? tôi đâu phải thợ may.
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