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Hai vợ chồng, sau ngày 30 tháng 4 năm 1975, từ Bắc vào Nam sinh sống. Anh chồng tối ngày đi uống rượu, không lo gia đình.

Vợ than thở: “Hồi trước anh đi chiến khu, lâu lâu về, vợ chồng cũng vui vẻ, bây giờ tui thấy anh hư đột xuất đi suốt, nhậu nhẹt, bê bối.”

Ông chồng xỉn, đánh vào mồm vợ, máu chảy tùm lum.

Vợ hét lên: “Ối giời ơi, nó dám đánh bể cái đài dzồi.”

Ông chồng liền bồi thêm một đá vào mông.

Bà vợ lại hét lên: “Nó còn đá vào nhà máy sản xuất phân bón nữa chứ.”

Ông chồng tống thêm một đá vào chân.

Bà vợ kêu to lên: “Bà con lối xóm ơi, thằng phản động, nó dám đá vào bộ Giao Thông Vận Tải nữa cơ!”

Sưu tầm và biên soạn

Nguyễn Đông Thọ

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